Hard Aboard
Taken by the Horny Sailboat
- Publication
- May 1, 2026
About the Book
One possessive sailboat. One lonely sailor. Ropes, bottles, and a voyage like no other.
I’ve known Kelpie all my life. He’s my boat, my escape, my safe place, and the one thing I can always trust beneath my feet when the Scottish coast turns wild.
Or at least, that’s what I thought he was.
Then he starts talking.
Turns out my beloved sailboat isn’t just creaking in the wind. He’s alive, possessive, and very aware of every time I’ve handled his ropes. Now that I can finally hear him, he has no intention of pretending to be just a boat ever again.
I should be terrified. I should sail straight back to harbour. I should not be getting flustered every time he tightens a line, shifts beneath me, or tells me exactly where he wants my hands.
But Kelpie knows the sea. He knows my body. And out here, with nothing but waves, wind, polished wood, and a very opinionated vessel between me and dry land, there’s nowhere to hide from what he wants.
Or from how much I want him back.
Hard Aboard is a filthy, funny sentient object romance featuring a possessive sailboat, a lonely sailor, Scottish coastal chaos, rope play, forced proximity, bottle-play, nautical innuendo, and one vessel who knows exactly how to tie a girl down.
