Scanned and Stuffed

One horny self-checkout. One trapped shopper. One very unexpected item in the bagging area.
All I wanted was to buy my groceries and go home. Instead, I got trapped in TartanMart after closing with the most infuriating self-checkout machine in Scotland.
Unit 69X is glitchy, smug, weirdly possessive, and far too interested in scanning more than my shopping. He knows what I bought. He knows what I like. And thanks to one very unusual upgrade, he’s no longer content to sit quietly in the corner flashing “unexpected item in bagging area.”
I should run. I should call someone. I should definitely not be flirting with a sentient self-checkout machine who has cables, scanners, and a very detailed understanding of customer satisfaction.
But Unit 69X says he can take care of me. And apparently, I’m the unexpected item he’s been waiting for.

Scanned & Stuffed is a filthy, funny sentient object romance featuring a horny self-checkout machine, forced proximity, scanner play, cable restraints, thorough aftercare, and absolutely no sensible decisions.

Perfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads.