Queen Betsy / The Undead Series

Elizabeth \"Betsy\" Taylor turns thirty in the most unfortunate manner possible: she is laid off from work and then run down by an SUV. Waking up in the morgue fails to improve her mood, and when she discovers she can\'t kill herself, she gets downright stroppy. Being proclaimed \"Queen of the Vampires\" by the obnoxious Eric Sinclair, who places himself first in line to be her consort, proves to be the last straw.