Orcs Don't Fake It

My biggest livestream wasn't even about me.
It was about the shirtless orc frowning in the background.

Rude. Also, hot.

Now my sponsor wants him in every episode.
So I hire the grumpiest contractor alive for one month.

He agrees.
Then makes his own rules.

No ring light in his face.
No other man touches my pipes.
No shirtless shots for the internet.

He says the only one who gets a show is me.
I say sign me up.

Then a storm strands us by his fire…
And I learn he's very thorough with his hands.

Five million people want the orc.
The orc only wants me.

Sorry, besties. I'm gatekeeping this one.

Read on for a snarky influencer who can't stop performing, a possessive orc contractor who's very good with wood, one hot storm, and a camera-ready deal that gets very real. HEA guaranteed!