My Big Bad Alien Orc Santa

So big. So…bad?

Well, that’s what people say that cross paths with the alien orc plumber who works at the popular intergalactic singles resort, Copacabana II.

Except me. I see the sweet, sexy man inside that scarred, battered, and very green exterior. The same man the local children think is Santa Claus.

I’m supposed to be enjoying the resort over the Christmas holiday, meeting other singles, and moving on with my life after a terrible year. But all I want to do is crawl onto the big, bad alien orc Santa’s lap.

If I could just melt that cold snow fortress around his heart, I know I’d find a massive candy cane begging to be loved.

My orc Santa better watch out, because I know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Him.

*This book was previously published as part of the Unwrapping the Alien anthology.