The Alien Christmas Package

A snowstorm sends an annoying red ass to my door and I'm too nice to kick him out.

Maybe I should be grateful that he delivered my groceries despite the bad weather, but this sexy red alien with horns keeps pissing me off. I don't understand why, but he lights a fire in me that burns.

When the snowstorm rages, we are stuck in my house. Annoyingly, it gets harder and harder to keep him away. Yet, I didn't choose to work in the observatory in the mountains on my own for no reason.

Is he a blessing for Christmas or is he a curse?