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AN OFFICER AND AN IDIOT
Guido and Nunzio may not be the brightest bodyguards in the world – but they certainly are faithful. When Skeeve "the Great" asks them to join the army of Possiltum, the two thugs volunteer without question...
Except: Whose side are they on?
Queen Hemlock's? The Mob Fairy Godfather's? Skeeve's? The two baffled bodyguards barely have time to figure it out – they've been handed government-issue crossbows, armored with leather skirts, and given combat orders by the dreaded drill sergeany Smiley!
With war heroes like these... who needs enemies?
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