"We read him for his exuberant salmagundi of old jokes, myths, urban and
otherwise, catchphrases, liberatingly crazy ideas, running gags,
recurring characters and locations, unreliable autobiographical
anecdotes, and not forgetting the new legendary 'load of old toot'...
he becomes funnier the more you read him." - Mat Coward, Independent onThe Dance of the Voodoo Handbag.
Society's
plug is about to be pulled, big time. At the stroke of midnight on 31
December 1999, computer systems all over the world will crash and
plunge us into chaos.
But so what if it's the downfall of
civilization? These things happen. We'll just have to take it on the
chin. Or at least up the nose. Because rejoice and give thanks, snuff
is making a comeback. And who do we thank for this? Who is the man who
brings joy to the nostrils of the nation? The tender blender with the
blinder grinder? The master blaster with the louder powder? The geezer
with the sneezer that's a real crowd pleaser? Mr Doveston, that's who,
and this is his story. So forget about impending doom and enter the
glamorous world of snuff-snorting. Oh, and don't forget to bring a
hanky. Things could get a little messy later.
Robert Rankin's
latest novel gleefully chronicles the collapse of civilisation, as the
world slides into chaos with a smile on its face and a finger up its
nose. Prophetic vision of an imminent dystopia? Or just the rabid
ranting of a snuff-crazed technophobe?