Ditmar Award 2010, Aurealis Award nominee 2009.

Paul Haines sliced through the Australian writing scene with his twisted and murderous black humour in 2002. He has since won many awards and praise for his dark and surreal stories. Paul places himself in stories that make you think twice about his sanity and good taste: ‘Explicit, violent, misogynistic and nasty... stories are heavily cemented in my real life, and I love blurring them into the unreal’.

Contents:

  • The Very Talented Mr Haines by Geoffrey Maloney
  • Introduction
  • Slice of Life
  • The Devil in Mr Pussy (or How I Found God Inside My Wife)
  • Mnemophonic
  • This Is the End, Harry, Good Night!
  • (It's Not Like) The Good Old Days
  • Going Down with Jennifer Aniston's Breasts
  • The Punjab's Gift
  • Failed Experiments from the Frontier: The Pumpkin
  • Slice of Life - Cooking for the Heart
  • Inducing
  • Lifelike and Josephine
  • Yum Cha
  • A Tale of the Interferers: Necromancing the Bones
  • Shot in Loralai
  • Doof Doof Doof
  • Where Is Brisbane, and How Many Times Do I Get There?
  • Slice of Life - A Spot of Liver
Published
2009
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Paul Haines

Paul Haines (1970 -2012) was an award-winning New Zealand-born horror and speculative fiction writer. He lived in Melbourne, Australia with his wife and daughter. Raised in Auckland, New Zealand, Haines moved to Australia in the 1990s after completing a university degree in Otago. He attended the inaugural Clarion South writers workshop in 2004 and is a member of the SuperNOVA writers group. Haines has had more than thirty short stories published in Australia, North America, and Greece. In 2007, he volunteered as a mentor for the Australian Horror Writers Association. Haines has won the Australian Ditmar Award three times (Best New Talent in…