Welcome to Suburban Hell...
Tony dreads
the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of
Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwest-style planned suburban
neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses
look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in
Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner
party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The
streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don't seem to make any
sense.
After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony
discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills
gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around
him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through
the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out.
Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.