"This is perhaps the weirdest book that anyone has ever written, or will ever write. Donihe is the best kept secret of the bizarro fiction
genre." - Carlton Mellick III, author of Adolf in Wonderland
There
once was an odd reclusive little man who was in love with his house. He loved this house not in the way that normal people love their homes.
His was a more intimate love, like the love between two humans. He
loved his house so much that he asked it to marry him, and he believed
that his house happily replied with a yes. Unfortunately, their love
was to be torn apart the day before their wedding, on the day of the
great house holocaust. On this day, every house in the world collapsed
for no explainable reason. It was as if they killed themselves, and took many of their occupants with them. Distraught and despairing over the
death of his fiancée, this man must go on a quest to find out what
happened to his beloved home. On his quest: He will meet Tony, a
self-declared superhero, who looks kind of like a black Man-At-Arms from the old He-Man cartoons and claims to protect the world from
quasi-dimensional psychopomps with his powerful sexpounding abilities. He will meet Manhaus, who seems to be part man and part house. And, finally, he will venture to House Heaven, a world where houses live
inside of bigger houses made of people.
