Tits-Out Teenage Terror Totty

Steven Wells

Legendary NME hack, Steven Wells, creates a crazed UK populated by berserker Margaret Thatcher sex-dolls, mutant ferret-breeding anarchist witches, incredibly talented chimpanzee novelists and gibberingly insane teenage terrorist psychopaths.

With Princess Diana repeatedly resurrected and then ritually slaughtered to satisfy the angst-lust of the drug-addled British public, with the government kidnapped by revenge-crazed Yorkshire miners and with an increasingly insane God gearing up for Armageddon, the scene is set for Justine Justice and her top terrorist chums to persecute their insane jihad against the SAS, vegetarians, road protestors, serious novelists, rave music and the cabal of evil dog-molesting Tory vampires who secretly rule the world.

The result is a book that makes James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake read like Janet and John dumbed down for dyslexics. On crack. OFFICIAL!

Published
1999
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Steven Wells

Steven Wells (1960–2009) was a British journalist, author, comedian and notable punk poet born in Swindon, Wiltshire. He is best remembered for ranting poetry and his provocative, unapologetic music journalism. In June 2006, he wrote in the Philadelphia Weekly about his treatment for Hodgkin's lymphoma. Ater being in remission for a short time, he was diagnosed with enteropathy-associated T-cell lymphoma in January 2009 and died on 24 June 2009 in Philadelphia.