Bikini Planet

"Makes me think of bikinis. And planets." – Neil Gaiman

Rookie cop Wayne Norton went to sleep in the swinging sixties-and woke up 300 years later. Now he's out of time, out of touch-and caught up in a battle for dominion over the galaxy's most prized vacation hotspot...

"Many authors have sought the pot of gold at the end of Douglas Adams's and Terry Pratchett's rainbows. Most fail... Bikini Planet is a singular, authentically funny exception." – Time Out, London

"If Edmond Hamilton and Benny Hill had collaborated on a script for the TV cartoon series Futurama, the result might have been half as funny as David Garnett's Bikini Planet." – Asimov's