In Seattle's undead circles, Amanda Feral is one of the beautiful
zombies. Of course, when you're socializing with werewolves, devils,
and rampaging yetis, there's not that much competition. Still, Amanda
has a stylish rep to maintain, which is getting tricky now that her
tanking ad agency is obliterating her finances. The fastest way to make
some cash: appear on a new reality show, American Minions, hosted by
lecherous wood nymph Johnny Birch. Classy? Maybe not, but a girl's
gotta eat.
With zombie gal pal Wendy posing as her bitchy agent, Amanda
settles in to 'Minions Mansion', crowded with 24-7 video cameras and
undead fame whores. When Johnny is found incinerated in a locked room,
Amanda decides to channel her inner Miss Marple (minus the ugly
cardigans) and find out who's responsible. Was it Hairy Sue, the white
trash stripper yeti? Tanesha, the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie,
the Filipino vampire with a detachable head? Unveiling the culprit in a
heart-stopping finale won't just save the show from cancellation, it
might just keep Amanda alive – or as close as a ghoul can get...
