Heath Pfaff

Heath Pfaff is an author who lives in rural, western New York. He was born in a small town, and spent a good potion of his life growing up all over the world as part of a military family. He is married, and has four cats. He has no children because he doesn't like children, and yes, that does include your children. No, they're not different, and no he doesn't care that you're offended. In fact, he's laughing at you right now.